Once upon a time

once upon a time there was a unicorn hunter, his name was ewic monfowt.  ewic was a mean nasty unicorn hunter, who would kill the unicorns by throwing rocks at them with his wacwosse stick.  one day eric was hunting the biggest, nicest, prettiest unicorn in the whole world.  ewic had been tracking this unicorn for days and he was finally getting close.  ewic was walking out of the woods and was about to call it a day, but as soon as he stepped out of the trees, he saw the unicorn.  ewic saw the unicorn and his heart started pounding.  he knew this was going to be his only chance.  ewic silently started to advance towards the unicorn.  as ewic got closer he realized how big this unicorn was.  ewic judged it to be about 12 feet tall, and he guessed it weighed close to a ton.  ewic was finally in range.  he took out his wacwosse stick and loaded it with the biggest rock he had.  ewic was winding up to kill the biggest, nicestm prettiest unicorn in the world, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the biggest, baddest, meanest dragon in the whole world, who was the unicorns girlfriend, came out of nowhere and burnt ewic to a crisp and ate his body in one bite. 

The End