The Heist

"Jimmy, Jack, and John, you guys take the back door, make sure nobodies home, then let us in this side door."
"Ok Boss." 
Jimmy, Jack, and John went around back, while Ewic, Kevin, and Chirdon stayed by the side door with the Boss.  you couldnt even hear them until about 2 minutes later when the door squeeked open.  they already had the plan so as soon as everybody was in the house, Jimmy, Jack, and John went to the front door to watch the street and wait.  Ewic, Kevin, and Chirdon stayed on the first floor and Boss went upstairs.  he went in the master bedroom, his plan was finally coming true.  he went into the bathroom and then into the walk in closet.  at the back wall of the closet was the safe.  The Boss quickly cracked the code to the safe with his stethoscope, and there it was.  the solid-diamond, hoop earings, said to be worth over $200,000,000.  he took the earings and just for a little added touch, he left a ransom note saying he wanted $300,000,000 for the earings or they would never be seen again.  The plan was working perfectly; that was until he heard the gun shot.

Once upon a time

once upon a time there was a unicorn hunter, his name was ewic monfowt.  ewic was a mean nasty unicorn hunter, who would kill the unicorns by throwing rocks at them with his wacwosse stick.  one day eric was hunting the biggest, nicest, prettiest unicorn in the whole world.  ewic had been tracking this unicorn for days and he was finally getting close.  ewic was walking out of the woods and was about to call it a day, but as soon as he stepped out of the trees, he saw the unicorn.  ewic saw the unicorn and his heart started pounding.  he knew this was going to be his only chance.  ewic silently started to advance towards the unicorn.  as ewic got closer he realized how big this unicorn was.  ewic judged it to be about 12 feet tall, and he guessed it weighed close to a ton.  ewic was finally in range.  he took out his wacwosse stick and loaded it with the biggest rock he had.  ewic was winding up to kill the biggest, nicestm prettiest unicorn in the world, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the biggest, baddest, meanest dragon in the whole world, who was the unicorns girlfriend, came out of nowhere and burnt ewic to a crisp and ate his body in one bite. 

The End

Fireplace (true story)

Before my family and i lived in worthington, we used to live in dublin, ohio.  I lived in dublin until the third grade.  one of the cool things about our house in dublin, is that it had this really long hallway.  me and my brother would race down the hallway and jump into a beanbag chair if you won.  well one day my brother, ryan, had been beaten me everytime. 

we lined up at the end of the hall, my heart pounding from the time before, with adrenaline pumping from being excited to run again.  we said go and took off down the hall way.  we were like two race cars screaming the down the track.  i was on the left and ryan was on the right, and right before we reached the living room, ryan seemed to find a little extra juice and pull ahead.  i wasnt going to let him beat me again so i him at a 45 degree angle away from me.  as soon as i pushed him i knew exactly what i had done.  i see ryan leave his feet, soaring through the air like a bird, and crash landing on his forehead right on the corner of the fireplace.  i didnt even get to jump in the bean bag chair because ryan was screaming and blood was pouring out of his forehead.  i screamed for my mom and dad who were already in the room from ryan screaming.  they grabbed a towel and ice and stuck it on his forehead which made him scream louder.  i felt so bad i was crying and hoping he was going to be ok. 

we took him to the hospital and he got 6 stiches on his forehead, and to this day he still had a upside down 'V' shaped scar on his forehead from the fireplace. 

This Chair

I'm sitting in a chair.  The seat is dark blue.  It’s a very hard plastic.  The back of the chair where my back is right now is also dark blue and made of a very hard plastic.  There are four legs on the chair.  There a silver metal.  The legs are not straight down but at an angle, so if you take the back left and front left leg, where they meet the seat it forms a 'V'.  The back of the chair is held up by a 'U' up side down.  With the plastic part at the top or bottom of the 'U', depending on how you look at it.'  This chair is not very comfortable; it feels like I’m sitting on a smooth rock slab.  There is really no way to get comfortable, which i think was done on purpose.  They make the chairs at school not comfortable because i know if i had a lazy boy or something very comfortable, i would be sleeping all the time.  Now because the chairs suck and aren’t comfortable, you can’t fall asleep.  Which i believe is just rude. The school needs to get us better chairs so that we don’t have back problems in the future. 

Abilities

10 of my strong abilities....

1. Trustworthy
2. Caring
3. Humorous
4. Driven
5. Courage
6. Responsible
7. Creative
8. Respectful
9. Smart
10. Athletic

These ten abilities will help me shape my life.  Someday in the workplace, being creative and hardworking will help think outside the box and come up with and develop the next "great idea."  Being Trustworthy, Caring, and Couragous, will someday help me for when I become a dad and I will set a good example for my kids and be their role model.